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Completely Fake Testimonials
Dave is awesome! Listen to Dave!
Queen Latifah
When I don’t know what to do, I look at what Dave did in a similar situation … and I do the opposite.
Tom Brady
I’m the Prince of Fookin’ Darkness!
Ozzy Osbourne